sábado, abril 11, 2009

Did Rachel die during the tax year 2008?

why no... she did not!

I thought it was great that I had gone through half of the tax form before I got to this question... go figure. But it's kindof nice for the state of Indiana to ask all the same. The cold-hearted federal tax form never bothered, if memory served. As I see it, if you don't get much of a return and you have to do your taxes anyways, you might as well enjoy some of the thought flow of a tax form as you go through it:

Hey you, what's your Name?!
Address!!
School District of Residence!¡!¡
oh yeah...
are you dead by any chance??

Mmm, not yet, praise God.
Life... it is good.

3 comentarios:

the green sharpie! dijo...

had i done my taxes...i might know. hmm, i still have a few days, yes? :)

they seriously throw in a bit of humor and ask if you're alive (i sat here far too long to think about how to spell "throw"...not a good sign for the up and coming week...)?

how sweet. :P

A dijo...

There's my laugh for the day! :)

Joshua dijo...

Ha! Indiana is ready to tax zombies!
If Rachel died, did she stay dead or reanimate? if you marked the box labeled yes (#675) then fill out form 1098z (Taxation of Zombies)